Sunday, April 12, 2009

Pirates Foiled

Just when I thought the French were going to outshine us. We were going to let these losers from Somalia dictate the terms and let this ragtime army of bandits stare down the most powerful navy in the world while the French commandos rescued most of their hostages with relative ease.

Those Norwegians paid the ransom demanded of them. What wimps.

Now if only we could dump the bodies of the deceased pirates on the Somali shores to send their comrades and competitors a message. Take our men hostages and you will face our wrath.

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